Ask Vinyl Scratch

I love your work!.. But I heard there was competition out there... *hands sniper rifle* ... Just in case...

Anonymous

pshaw….like i’d need it

I'm watching you watch me watch your porn with Octavia next to me watching me watch porn while watching you watch me watching your porn... Threesome?

Anonymous

brb bass cannon

I clogged your toilet... Uhm... Don't ask why I was in your house... Just uh... Eeyup!

Anonymous

I…uh……..oh god 0_0

Last time you shot it in the Everfree Forest you destroyed half my house. Oh well, I needed to fix it anyway.

Don’t make shit up.

Hm. I thought you didnt trust me because the bass cannon could kill people.

That’s the idea.

My friend has never heard ANY type of electronic, techno, hardstyle, OR house!!!

It’s time for you to change that!

Its for a party in the Everfree forest, what do you think I'm goin to do?

Sounds like your going to attempt to create a piece of machinery with power the likes of which you couldn’t possibly begin to imagine.

Ok. Then I shall make one.

And I’ll stop you.

It is a long story. Much blood, many battles. Takes too long to explain.

So don’t.

Still not getting this bass cannon.

I'm a human-angel hybrid that slayed the gods after escaping from hell. I think I ca handle a bass cannon

A human-angel hybrid that slayed the gods after escaping hell….I can find so many things in there that don’t make sense.